De quem são essas nádegas?

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Em Charlie Stross Horas extras , Bob Howard encontra-se preso em o escritório no Natal, tendo 'voluntário' como Funcionário do plantão noturno. Ele começa a se acomodar por um par de noites chatas, quando encontra uma fotocópia estranha:

One of the copiers has a print job stacked facedown in the output tray.

(...)

I flip the first sheet over to look for the header page, and do a double take. Buttocks! Pretty damned hairy ones, at that. So someone was enjoying the party.

The next page features more buttocks, and they’re a lot less male, judging by the well-filled stockings and other identifying characteristics. I shake my head. I’m beginning to work out a response—I’m going to pin them on one of the staff notice boards, with an anonymous appeal for folks to wipe down the copier glass after each use—when I get to the third sheet.

Whoever sat on the copier lid that time didn’t have buttocks, hairy or otherwise—or any other mammalian features for that matter. What I’m holding looks to be a photocopy of the business end of a giant cockroach.

Maybe I’m not alone after all. . . .

Agora, mais tarde, um determinado personagem está implícito por não ser bem humano:

Kringle crosses his arms affrontedly. At least, I think they’re arms—they’re skinny, and there are too many elbows, and now I notice them I realize he’s got two pairs.

Mas a cópia dele era dele? Se sim, porque? Se não, de quem foi?

    
por SQB 20.08.2014 / 11:10

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Era Kringle. Ele voltou no tempo (ou avançou no tempo, dependendo da sua perspectiva) e criou as fotocópias para que Bob percebesse que estava em perigo. Observe a referência aos cotovelos (insetóides) no início da peça, bem como a essa troca:

The spectral shade in its ragged robe bobs its head—or whatever it has in place of a head. “The Christmas incursion—” I glance at the cold furnace again, then at my watch “—would have killed you. But without Forecasting Ops to warn us about it, it’d happen anyway, wouldn’t it?” Three minutes. “So you had to maneuver someone into position to deal with it even though you don’t exist.”

I remember sitting through a bizarre and interminable lecture at the Christmas party. But who else remembers sitting through it? Andy doesn’t remember Kringle’s talk. And I bet that aside from my own memories, and a weirdly smudged photocopy—emergent outcome of some distorted electron orbitals on a samarium-coated cylinder—there’s no evidence that the ghost of Christmases rendered-fictional-by-temporal-paradox ever visited the Laundry on a wet and miserable night.

Stross também (semi-) confirmou essa teoria em um tweet recente.

    
07.02.2015 / 20:44