A lista de contratempos que aconteceu com o Archer no S4E9 está correta?

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Na 4 ª Temporada Episódio 9 ( The Honeymooners ) Archer diz:

Archer: Since I started working at ISIS I've been shot, stabbed, set on fire, poisoned, shot, sexually assaulted, partially chewed, shot and declared legally dead - twice on the same day!

Lana: You said shot, like, 3 times.

Archer: That's just by you! Total it's more like... holy shit... 19!

Esta lista bastante específica me fez pensar: tudo isso realmente aconteceu na tela em episódios anteriores e é o número de vezes que ele foi baleado (3 vezes por Lana, 16 vezes por outras pessoas) correto?

    
por Philipp 27.09.2015 / 21:10

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Alguém no Reddit listou todos os seus ferimentos na tela, incluindo listar aqueles que foram apenas aludidos no show ao invés de mostrados nos episódios. Aqui está uma lista de lesões na tela e implícitas através da 4 ª Temporada Episódio 9, com base no tipo de lesão:

Tiro

S1 E2: Training Day
- Reference to an incident with Popeye. Implied to have been very painful, enough so to warrant investing in a bulletproof door. No direct injuries in this episode.
*Bulletproof door implies being shot.
S1 E6: Skorpio
- Shot in the foot by Lana Kane.
S1 E7: Skytanic
- Shot once in the foot by Lana Kane, same spot as previous episode.
S1 E8: The Rock
- Claims to have been shot, but not known where.
S1 E10: Dial M for Mother
- Shot 6 times “in the 10 ring” by Mallory Archer.
S3 E6: The Limited
- Shot in the right arm by Bilcoe, grazing injury.
S3 E 13: Space Race II
- Apparently shot off screen in the left arm.
S4 E6: Once Bitten
- Eighteen year old Sterling shot in the gut by a Femme Fatale.
S4 E8: Coyote Lovely
- Shot 2 times in the back. Bullets punctured lung, resulting in coughing up blood.

Esfaqueado

S1 E3: Diversity Hire
- Stabbed in the back (literally) by Conway Stern. Left lung filled with blood.
S1 E6: Skorpio
- Shot in the upper left torso with a spear gun.
S2 E1: Swiss Miss - Penis cut by shaving razor, 3 stitches, self-inflicted. Stitches tore two times before leaving Switzerland.
S2 E6: Tragical History
- Ninja star to the upper left chest by one of Selvin's companions. Later twisted by Selvin. Removed to no serious effect.

Perfurado / Hit

S1 E1: Mole Hunt
- Hit 4 times with a purse by Mallory Archer.
S1 E5: Honeypot
- High-speed jai alai ball to the face resulting in unconsciousness.
S1 E6: Skorpio
- Punched at least twice in the face by Lana Kane.
S2 E5: The Double Deuce
- Given a “Webly” by Bishop, knocked unconscious.
S2 E11: Jeu Monegasque
- Slapped once by Lana.
S3 E1: Heart of Archness Pt. 1
- Black eye and facial injuries from off screen ass-whupping by Riley.
S3: E3: Heart of Archness Pt. 3
- Cold-clocked in the face by Lana Kane, resulting in unconsciousness, then kicked in the ribs.
S3 E4: The Man from Jupiter
- Nasal impact with dashboard caused by Burt Renolds.
- Hit with a purse 4 times by Mallory to no apparent effect.
S3 E6: The Limited
- Punched in the face by Bilcoe, twice
S3 E7: Drift Problem
- Ridiculous amounts of punches and kicks to the everything.
S3 E8: Lo Scandalo
- Slapped 5 times by Lana.
S3 E10: Crossing Over
- Makes the grievous mistake of getting into a fight with Pam.
S4 E1: Fugue and Riffs
- Smacked in the back of the head with a frying pan by Lana.
S4 E8: Coyote Lovely
- Hit (not hard) on the left arm and chest about 10 times in total. No apparent injuries.

Tortura

S1 E1: Mole Hunt
- Shocked in the foot by a golf kart battery.
S2 E12: White Nights
- Electrical torture in Lubyanka.

Veículo Crashes

S1 E9: Job Offer
- Possible injuries from collision with a truck.
- Thrown out of a car from not wearing a seat belt, car crashed deliberately by Lana. Severe injuries and apparent dislocation of shoulder.
S2 E11: Jeu Monegasque
- Flung from a vehicle to no apparent injury.
S3 E 13: Space Race II
- Space shuttle crashed, no noticeable injuries to Archer.
S4 E4: Midnight Ron
- Ejected from trunk of a moving car, thrown clear about 100 linear feet.

Quedas

S2 E3: Blood Test
- Falling ~30-50 feet (10-15 meters) into a ventilation shaft to no apparent injury.
S2 E12: White Nights
- Long-distance fall from top of guard tower.

Médico

S2 E3: Blood Test
- 1 liter of blood extracted for paternity test. Left groggy and showing signs of blood loss.
S2 E8: Stage 2
- Archer diagnosed with stage 2 breast cancer.
- Underwent unsuccessful surgery for breast cancer, which has advanced to stage 3.
S2 E9: Placebo Effect
- Intravenous tube inserted surgically.
- Experiences full effect of chemotherapy drugs.

Dano da Orelha

S1 E6: Skorpio
- Possible beginnings of tinnitus from proximity to grenade explosion.
S2 E7: Movie Star
- 6 gunshots next to the ear by Lana Kane, resulting in temporary deafness and definite beginnings of tinnitus.
S2 E9: Placebo Effect
- 2 perforated eardrums from grenade explosion.
S3 E2: Heart of Archness Pt. 2
- Temporally deafened by grenade blast. Twice.
S4 E3: Legs
- Point blank exposure to rocket propelled grenade explosion. Temporarily deafened, and suffered severe tinnitus. Later revealed to have several cuts and bruises throughout body. Self-inflicted.

Dano Ocular

S1 E8: The Rock
- Blinded by flare gun while wearing night vision goggles.
S3 E6: The Limited
- Fighting on top of a train is like “being shot in the eyes by a glitter gun”.
- Retinas “seared like tuna steaks” from night vision goggles and oncoming train.
S3 EP11: Skin Game
- Light to the eyes while wearing night vision goggles. Again.

Outro

S1 E10: Dial M for Mother
- Abducted and implanted with mind control microchip, drill used to enter skull.
S2 E2: A Going Concern
- Brain control microchip removed by Krieger a la “Drill baby drill”.
- Mental trauma from contact with aubergine vibrator.
S2 E7:Movie Star
- Injected with fugu fish tetradoxin, temporarily paralyzed.
S2 E12: White Nights
- “A broken glass factory” in Archer's feet.
S3 E5: El Contrador
- Fed a big bag of jungle dick by the Goddess of Nature, involving at least 2 leaches, and possible malaria. Numerous scrapes and bruises from said jungle.
- Suit slashed to shit by Babou. Numerous off-screen injuries resulted.
S3 E10: Crossing Over
- Steps on a recently shattered glass pitcher.
S4 E6: Once Bitten
- Bitten behind the one-eyed snake by a two-eyed snake.

Neste ponto, ele realmente aborda as alegações na 4 ª Temporada Episódio 9:

E4 E9: The Honeymooners “Since joining ISIS, I've been shot, (big check),stabbed, (check) set on fire, (hmmmm, nope) poisoned, (Fugu Fish and alcohol) shot, (Check check check) sexually assaulted, (Yup, Countess von Fingerbang, and the Suntan Oil incident.) partially chewed, (maybe an exaggeration) and declared legally dead, twice, on the same day (I can think of several people who would have loved to see that). Claims to have been shot three times by Lana, but was only shot twice. “Shot 19 times”, only 13 gunshot injuries seen up to this point. (Lana – 2, Himself – 1, Odin – 1, Mallory- 6, Bilcoe – 1, Border Patrol – 2). 14 times if you count a spear gun.

Então, parece que, pelo menos na tela, ele não foi incendiado, a parte "mastigada" pode ser questionável e não parece ter sido declarada morta na tela, quanto mais duas vezes, embora muitas de seus ferimentos poderia ter sido fatal, incluindo sua luta contra o câncer.

Quanto a ser atingido, ele foi baleado apenas por Lana duas vezes, não três vezes. O cara que escreveu isso recebe 14 ferimentos de bala, incluindo a arma de fogo, mas eu recebo mais do que isso, mas, independentemente disso, eu não tenho 19.

Considerando o quão regularmente ele se machuca, eu acho que (já que nos encontramos com o Archer depois que ele já é agente há algum tempo), há uma boa quantidade de traumatismo corporal que ocorreu antes do show começar ou, potencialmente, entre o conteúdo dos episódios.

Sua contagem final (até a quinta temporada, episódio 13) é:

In total, Sterling Archer has sustained, by my count:

  • Life-threatening injuries - 13
  • Non life-threatening injuries - 123
  • Gunshot wounds – 14, 16 if you count a spear gun and a bean shot. Old wound from when he was 18 counted, despite not occurring while employed at ISIS.
  • Stabbing injuries – 2, 3 if a spear gun is counted here. Ninja star included in stabbage.
  • Explosions - 5
  • Concussions - 4
  • Fainting/unconsciousness - 6
  • Poisonings - 1
  • Sexual assaults - 2
  • Blinded - 3

Note que não confirmei estes, mas parece ser uma boa lista.

    
27.09.2015 / 23:18

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